Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Well, I guess I could write a thing or two, about a thing or two. I am gonna start to watch The Godfather tonight. It is all apart of my goal to watch the top 250 movies on imdb.com. Ive only watched 15 of them, and predict it will take me 3 years. But just think of the satisfaction when your done.

According to my stats on kdice, i've played 305 games, with 150 being in september. Thats about 5 games a day. Considering some days I play 10, other I play 30, it all works out. Its just so much fun. I love the game, and see myself still playing it that many times next month.

Our soccer game was canceled today, which sucks because I had to sit around, instead of kicking some balls.

I don't have much more to say. I guess I could say that there's a whole bunch traitors, but I won't.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Well, today, I was pretty tired. I went to bed at 12:30 and got up at 6:30 for some odd reason instead of 7. Only 6 hours of sleep, which isn't that much for me. This weekend, I didn't do much, just watched a couple of movies, watched fridaynightcranks, and played a shitload of kdice. The movies I watched, were Jackass, and The Shawshank Redemption. They are 2 completely different movies, but both are probably in my top 10. I just like Jackass, and think that the first movie is just as good as Jackass 2. And I heard, that they are making a Jackass 3, so I'll be the first in line at the theaters. Anyways, The Shawshank Redemption is completely different, but is a good movie. It follows a man who was falsely convicted of murdering his wife, and was caught in jail for 20 years. But, during the first year, he bought a type of chizzle off of a guy named Red, and dug his way out over the 20 years. Along the way, he scammed the prison people, and made himself a millionaire, all while making them kill themselves. It's a good movie, and probably my 4th favorite of all time. My top 5 would be

1. Forrest Gump
2. It's a Wonderful Life
3. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
4. The Shawshank Redemption
5. Slumdog Millionaire

I think it's a pretty good list, sunday, I started my goal of watching all the top 250 movies on IMDB.com as of Today, September 28th 2009. It may take 3 years, but it will be worth it when it's done, and then I can say i've watched a whole shitload of good movies that others haven't.

Tomorrow, we have a soccer game against some team somewhere that's not here. Thats pretty much all I know. All I have to do is keep playing the way I am, and we should be ok. Even though I assume these teams are gonna be a hell of a lot better.

Thats about all. I lost the game.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Because this is my 50th post, I've decided to have a montage of my best lines from my blog, so here it is, sorted in order from the older stuff, to the newer stuff. I think I'll start with this line:

  • Well I've decided to start my own blog.

  • The funniest part about it though is that the girl kisses like 4 guys in the same day. Reminds me of something that used to happen about 3 months if anyone remembers.

  • I literally have not been outside for 4 days. I've sat in front of a computer all those days. I sit in this big comfy chair and make the walk to the bathroom or kitchen every once in a while.

  • Ya so now every knows im a freaking nerd. This post is essentially unreadable and will only be understood by smart people.

  • Summer is sucking so far.

  • I sit around like a loner most the time.

  • Well i'm bored once again.

  • Club cool is a place where you get to try a whole bunch of coca-cola pops that are sold around the world. Some are really good and others are bitter as 95% dark chocolate, gross.

  • When I went to brush my teeth today, I did something I've never done. I squeezed on the toothpaste so hard that it got all over my hand. It was a mess to get off. I mean i'm kinda actually surprised I've never done it before, because I'm a freaking klutz.

  • Today me and Jason have been sitting around doing nothing. It's always better to sit around with a friend, then sit around by yourself.

  • I haven't wrote for awhile so i'll probably be able to write a thing a two. Crap my shift key just fell off. It sucks because im using my laptop so now i have to press this little black rubber thing to make my keys go big. Oh wait, i guess i could just use the right shift key, but i dont type the write way and only use the left shift.

  • Oh and one last funny thing before i press the publish post button. I saw a huge bug on the ground and went to kill it but my mom was like: "don't kill the big bugs cause they kill the little bugs" I was like WTF I DONT LIKE BUGS, so i killed it.

  • So i made it into the hall of fame for the pass or fail group lol. I guess people like giraffes. That means i can add another picture, which i did. I added a 90 degree straight down drop roller coaster. Maybe people will like that picture and i will get 10 passes again. I am secretly using this group aas a way to stardom. People just don't know that yet, but eventually, I will be the best comedian on the face of the earth. I will have my own tv show, and be on the cover of kids lunch boxes. Ok so maybe i wont ever be famous because i dont know what i want to do when i get older. Maybe a pilot or lawyer or something i dont know. Oh man, imagine me as a teacher, that would be freaking sweet, summer and weekdays off. But as long as im not a gay porn star, i dont really care what i do.

  • Yesterday, at the (SORRY BUT I MUST INTERRUPT BECAUSE I LOST THE GAME) beach, there was this guy doing this type of martial arts. He looked more like a gymnast then anything but he was doing backflips and stuff to impress the large group of attractive ladies nearby. I was told yesterday by one of the older men, that i should really wear sunglasses at the beach because then people cant see my eyes wander, he must of caught me staring at something i shouldnt have been.

Something weird at the beach yesterday was a dude wearing a speedo. Now seriously, no one want to see that, so unless you are a pro swimmer at a swim meet, THEN WEAR A FREAKING PAIR OF SWIMMING TRUNKS YOU SICKO.

  • I lost a game of strip poker in this trailer, 'nuff said. (she had like 3 hair pieces ok, (she told me she was making herself pretty for me before she came over) so i would of won, that and the fact that i just dealt us each 5 cards and the better hand won, and, i was nice and took off my shirt before my socks)

  • Imagine trying to fall asleep on the 20th of December in 2012, good freaking luck. I know personally i'd be scared half to death. I might die not because of the world ending, but being so scared the day before id probably die of a heart attack or from trying to jump off the world or something. Hopefully they figure out how to get people to mars quick, because there might be 6 million new residents. But imagine if the all the world was so scared that the world was gonna end, that everyone left, but then the world didn't end. Like 6 million people on mars for nothing.

  • Today, i've been remebering all the things I used to do on the internet. I played all the classic online games like mini-golf and bowman and bubble trouble and inklink and runescape and dragon fable. I read a chapter of harry potter. I found a good pnp rpg (if you don't know what that is, then thats probably a good thing). Swore in front of my mom 10000000 times because i can. I lost the game

  • I am tired. The reason I am tired is because today I played not one, but two baseball games. It might not seem like much, but when your on your feet all day and when you can run 100 miles an hour like I can. Haha jk. You know the funny thing about that is that I can run fast, but I can only skate average. But the reason I probably only skate average is because the way I skate. I probably look like a fool. I kick my feet up way to far and I look like a retard.

  • Next year might be better then grade 9 was for a couple of reasons.
    1. I know and have a lot of friends going into grade 9, whereas all the grade 12s hated me
    2. I might get a girlfriend this year (maybe)

  • So what happened today. Well I woke up around 2. Didn't know what to do. So I just layed there. In my brown underwear.
    That would be so weird if that happened.

  • Or maybe (and the more boring idea) is to make a podcast. Maybe like half hour a week, when I bring in some guests hopefully. I don't know, but the way I roll the best, is when it randomly just pops up in my head.

  • Today, I got home from Jasons and then a couple hours later I played a soccer game. When playing in that soccer game I got hit right in the testical. It killed. I went down instantly, then all I remember is hearing 'walk it off, walk it off'. How the hell am I supposed to walk it off when I just got hit so hard that I can't have kids anymore, like what the frig? Then I got subbed out and sat on the side for a good 20 minutes, it still hurts now though. I should of went to a sperm bank and donated because I don't know if i'll be able to have kids.

  • I lost the game.

  • We played washers, went swimming, walked to scoops, walked to video town, walked to tim hortons, jumped on a trampoline, watched a movie and then they went to bed while i listened to my harry potter audiobook. But then i couldn't pay attention to the guy talking because i had other things on my mind.

  • Anyways, I'm thinking about making a music video for me and my underwear. And im writing a new song and fooling around on my piano and making new songs so ya, maybe someday ill be a youtube star.

  • My goal in grade 9 was to kiss a girl, now my goal for grade 10 is to actually get a girlfriend, im not sure what my chances are, but ladies, im single.

  • And maybe someday, i'll read all my old posts and remember how stupid I was. Or maybe someday, I'll be famous and people will love to read my blog.

  • My blog posts are getting more and more boring by until I have something interesting to write about.

  • Yesterday, I took two online quizzes that gave me some interesting things about myself i didn't know before. One was the "World's Smallest Political Quiz" It said that I am a centrist which means I agree with some parties on some things and some on others.

  • So there, a blog post thats actually fairly half decent, and it was fun writing it.

  • On the walk back to the hotel, we walked by a garbage can that had garbage that looked like someone stuck there hand in and had a rampage. So we were walking by it, and there was a skunk right beside it. Jason and I just ran like hell while laughing.

  • Anyways, I saw Nathan there, which probably means I won't live down what im about to tell you. When I was the lady called my name to go in, she said "Justine". My name is "JUSTIN" do you see an 'e' at the end, cause I don't. Dumb lady.

  • The next day, I was woke up by 2 screaming kids playing there DS. Even worse, it was 7am. I told them to be quiet and half-slept till 9, when I was woke up by them (this time they were told to).

  • The show I watch the most is probably Sportcentre, because I have watched it every day before I go to school since I was in grade 1.

  • Some people probably hate jackass because they think it's stupid, but I like it. I like it so much that I did a speech about it in grade 7. My french teacher (who had a grudge against me) got my in trouble for saying the word like 5 times during the speech.

  • Well my trip is almost here, and im excited. I will write on my laptop a bit every day and post it on here after my trip. Im in the middle of a kdice game so thats all for now.

  • So today, I played kdice like usual. I have no play over 150 games of kdice according to my stats, and each game lasts around 15 minutes. According to my math thats 2250 minutes. Or 37.5 hours. Or 135000 seconds. Anyways, thats a lot of time but I love the game.

  • Today, I spent most the day driving. Right now im in the hotel.

  • Yesterday, I got home completely from my trip. I have 10 days worth of posts to put on.

  • Well I havent posted for awhile so i mineswell. School so far has been going good. I like my class, and art and phys.ed are fun. Same with lunch. Im also liking soccer a lot, people on the team are cool. Can't wait till we play our first game.

  • Well, I've been playing quite a bit of soccer. The funny thing is that i don't like to run that much, the 12 minute run is boring and makes me tired. I'd love to sprint half a lap, walk a lap and do that, but thats not the way it works.

  • If your reading this, and haven't joined "the group" on facebook, then you should. Its the best group ever, I think we have like 8 members now.

  • Well we won our first game 6-0.

  • But, in the end, I did end up dancing with someone, because a dance isn't complete without at least one dance. I mean, that is the reason they call it "A Dance" in the first place, because it's a dance.

  • The group has 76 members as of now. That is 75 more then I thought it would have. But of course, people love me and my ideas, so thats why theres so many. Of course, if your reading this right now, you'd have to agree because you obviously love me enough to read it.

  • I could end with an epic "That's all I have to say about that" quote, but i don't feel like it.

  • Oh, there is one thing I want to talk about. A whole load of people are copying me and making groups just like me.

  • I got our first card of the season, because Dalton and i were both running back for the ball, and me and him hit each other, and some kid on the other team was like "get owned" or something like that. So I jumped up and pushed him. I know, im a rebel.

  • OH ONE MORE THING. Im gonna put ads on the site so if you click the ads, I get money. Pretty cool eh?


Thats all. Theres at least one line from every single post i've ever written. Either you liked this, or you didn't.

We have got over 100 members in the group, and this is my 49th blog post. This post is sort of a filler post for the big 50th blog post I have planned for tomorrow night. What im doing is, im going through all my posts and picking out my funniest and best sayings.

In kdice, I am now in the top 1000 players in the world. It might seem like quiet the feat, but only 4000 people play it. Anyways, since this is just a big filler for tomorrow, im done for now.

OH ONE MORE THING. Im gonna put ads on the site so if you click the ads, I get money. Pretty cool eh?

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Well, only 2 posts away until my 50th post ever, and only 2 members away until we get 100 in the group. 

We had a soccer game today. We won 1-0. Jason did an awesome job in net, and Dan did an awesome job on defense. I think Tyler was the one who scored. I got our first card of the season, because Dalton and i were both running back for the ball, and me and him hit each other, and some kid on the other team was like "get owned" or something like that. So I jumped up and pushed him. I know, im a rebel. 

School is still the rinse lather repeat system. We get there, play soccer, go home, do it all over. I don't get to hang out with the girl i like that much, which sucks, so that makes my life worse. Add that on to the fact that I'll probably have to get surgery soon. 

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Well, surprised much, I'm watching glee. After that, I'll be all caught up and watch the new episode at 10. I don't have that much to write about, but I guess I could say a word or two.

Today, we had a soccer practice after school, guess who didn't show up...nvm, you probably all know who. He's a fag when he misses it. He thinks hes sooooo good, and then misses practices. Whatever, I hope he doesn't show up ever again. 

Oh, there is one thing I want to talk about. A whole load of people are copying me and making groups just like me. Theres my group "The Group" with 93 members. Then "The Better Group" with 20 members. Then "Chris and Jamons bad ass group" with 28 members. And finally, the gayest of all "Doyle's great hair group" with 7 members. Everyone who made a group after me is a copycat. I did it for a joke once in art class, and ended up getting more members then expected. My group is the best, and will always be the best regardless of member numbers. 

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I think i'm getting addicted to the game called kdice. Its a strategy game sorta kinda like risk, but you can play a game online in 15 minutes, so it's good. According to my stats, I've played over 200 games, and over 150 have been in the last 2 months. Thats crazy. People have acussed me of cheating when they lose, and have called me a good player when i win, so either way, its not all that great.

I started to watch the movie The Series of Unfortunate Events, because I read the first 3 books and like them so much. It failed. Just like every single other movie adation I can think of, besides Forrest Gump of course. Like Narnia books kick ass, movies where made for teenage girls. Lord of The Rings, the books are better. Harry Potter movies suck besides the music and Emma Watson. So basically, this one is all out of order, skips things and sucks just like most movies based on books.

That leads me to the Forrest Gump situation. Im listening to the audiobook, and it's way different then the movie. Im not saying the book is bad, I just think Tom Hanks does so good at acting in that movie, and has a better voice then the narrator. In the book, there are a lot of things that happen to forrest that don't happen in the movie and vice versa. But, overall, the movie is better.

I could end with an epic "That's all I have to say about that" quote, but i don't feel like it.

The group i lost the game has 88 members, which is only 11 more from yesterday. I think that the amout of people that are starting to join the group is dropping, which means the joke is getting old, or else people need to invite more people. So, if you are reading this (which you are) I want you to stop right now, and add everyone from your friends lists on facebook, into the group. If i get 200 people in this thing, I will yell in a class, that The Group, is the best.

Now, Thats all I have to say about that.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Right now i'm watching the show "Glee". Actually, I just got done watching the second episode. I think it's a good show, considering I don't normally watch tv shows like that that often. Its pretty good, it's about a glee club at a high school. Ive only watched 2 episodes, which means that i'm pretty much now all caught up. 

The group has 76 members as of now. That is 75 more then I thought it would have. But of course, people love me and my ideas, so thats why theres so many. Of course, if your reading this right now, you'd have to agree because you obviously love me enough to read it.

Im liking my religion more and more everyday. It's called "Unitarian Universalism" just look what they have to say about the bible:

"We do not, however, hold the Bible - or any other account of human experience - to be either an infallible guide or the exclusive source of truth. Much biblical material is mythical or legendary. Not that it should be discarded for that reason! Rather, it should be treasured for what it is. We believe that we should read the Bible as we read other books - with imagination and a critical eye." 

Thats just awesome. 

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Well, life's pretty boring right now really. I wake up, go to school, play soccer, then go on the computer. Occasionally it's different, but not really.

Last night, there was a dance. The dance itself pretty much sucked. I like stood there for 3 hours, because the person I want to dance with didn't want to dance with me. But, Jason and Joey came over before the dance, and we played some ping-pong and stuff for like 4 hours. Then we went to the dance, made a whole bunch of bets for pennies, and talked for like 3 hours. But, in the end, I did end up dancing with someone, because a dance isn't complete without at least one dance. I mean, that is the reason they call it "A Dance" in the first place, because it's a dance. Anyways, after the dance, we hung out in the trailer, talked for like 2 hours, ate cereal and went to bed.

Today, we played ping pong for like 4 hours, played xbox, played wii, and now im playing kdice, talking to people, and writing in this. We have like 53 people in "The Group" now. If your reading this blog, and aren't in "The Group" then thats crazy. I lost the game.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Well we won our first game 6-0. Our team scored 4 goals the first half, and 2 the second. That means we slowed down in the second half. The captains should be pumping our team up. They were quite. Thats why I think I would make a good captain. Anyways, survivor starts in like 13 minutes, and i wouldn't want to miss that! That was a joke, even though I do like survivor, the first episode usually sucks. If im late for it by a half hour, then fine. If peoples arent members of "The Group" then you have to join. And if you are, then invite as many people as you want, and talk in the forums. Ya so, I don't know what to type right now. I lost the game.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I decided to write in my blog today. screw the disney trip, i want to write today.

If your reading this, and haven't joined "the group" on facebook, then you should. Its the best group ever, I think we have like 8 members now.

School's good, my class is alright, it could be better but i'll live. Math is boring as could be. English is good, i like English a lot, I like to read and writings not that bad so. Gym class is good, because it's gym class. Art is good because of my table. Study hall is good because then I don't have to do homework at home. French is better then math, but worse then everything else.

Soccers good, i don't really hate anyone on the team except for a few peoples. Dalton and Damian were named co-captains, and they're both cool, so its good. I get to take most of the goal kicks now that i can kick farther. Im still playing defense even though it's pretty boring against bad teams. Tomorrow we have a game against Harbor View, and i'm gonna go get a foot long sub before the game because i haven't ate at subway for awhile. The dance is on friday, and I wonder how thats gonna be. I don't really like anyone and everyone thinks im a douche so it will probably be boring.

I still love to listen to radio dramas. Right now im listening to Lord of the Rings. I tried to read the books, but it's a slow read so i stopped after the first one. I do really like The Series of Unfortunate Events, and im about to start the 3rd book. I've played 210 games of kdice, which is a lot. Im also playing rock band on the psp a lot. Thats all I really have to say about that.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Well, I've been playing quite a bit of soccer. The funny thing is that i don't like to run that much, the 12 minute run is boring and makes me tired. I'd love to sprint half a lap, walk a lap and do that, but thats not the way it works. Anyways, Kayne West went all crazy on Taylor Swift and said she didnt deserve the award over beoncye. Schools alright, english, phys. ed, art and study hall are the best. Well heres the third day from my trip:

Day Three - Today, we pretty much finished Magic Kingdom. We started with Splash Mountain, because the wait time said 20 minutes. It turned out to be an hour wait. I hate when that happens. Splash Mountain is a log fume ride that drops 50 feet or so. I rate it 9/10. Then we ate lunch and I had a Double Cheeseburger. After lunch, we went to Pirates of the carabiaeen. Its the ride that made the good movies. I rate it 8/10. Then we went to Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, a lousy roller coaster. I rate it 5/10. Then to The Hall of Presidents, which shows you all the 43 presidents and gives a brief history of the US. I rate it 7/10. Then it was off to the Haunted Mansion, a haunted house ride. I rate it 7/10. Then on the river boat. I rate that 4/10. Then I walked through the lame swiss family Robinson treehouse(3/10), watched the lame country bear jamboree (2/10), and shot some fake shots at the frontierland shooting arcade (8/10). Finally, we went on the witty boat ride, the jungle cruise (7/10). Then it was off to ate at a fancy resturant, Boatwrights, I ate some pasta and shrimp. We were gonna go to Hollywood Studios, but my gramp got sick and I played at the hotels arcade and won a ball to throw around in the pool (something we did 5 minutes later). ANIMAL KINDOM TOMORROW (my least favorite park).  

Friday, September 11, 2009

Well I havent posted for awhile so i mineswell. School so far has been going good. I like my class, and art and phys.ed are fun. Same with lunch. Im also liking soccer a lot, people on the team are cool. Can't wait till we play our first game. Anyways, heres the second day from disney:

Day Two - Today, we went to one of my 2 favorite parks, Disney's Hollywood Studios (my other favorite being Epcot). When we first got there, we went to Star Tours. Star Tours is one of my favorite rides not because the ride itself (its a motion simulator) but because of the line, and the area before you get in line. It's set in the star wars universe so thats why I like it, I love Star Wars. I rate it 9/10. After that, we went over to eat lunch. We went to the Backlot tour, a tour that shows you props and things used in movies. I rate it 6/10. We then went to the Lights, Motor, Action show. A show that is an example of a filming of an action scene in a movie. I rate it 8/10. I think after that, we saw a movie about the person who made the parks and the good and arguably crappy, Disney company. I rate it 7/10. After that we went on the great movie ride, one of my favorite rides. I like it because I like movies and you basically ride through some famous movies, like Indiana Jones and Wizard of Oz. But the best part is the montage at the end, because it shows a lot of my favorite movies. I rate it 9/10. We went to a crappy thing that takes you what the Disney animation process is. I rate it 5/10. Then we went to eat the buffet called Hollywood and Vine. They had a good ice cream for desert. We then went to a show i've never been to, American Idol. It's like the show except there is 8 shows throughout the day, and the winners of the previous 7 go to the 8th and final show. We went to 2 shows and the person I voted for in the first show got 2nd in the finale. The winner was a cute 16 year old girl (in my looks and age range :P) name Beyonca. For winning, she gets a free pass to the real American Idol. I rate it 9/10. Then we saw the Indiana Jones stunt show. One of my favorites that is. I rate it 9/10. Then I went on the drop ride, the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror. I love the Twilight Zone and that made the ride a bit better. I rate it 10/10. Then we headed over to the finale of the American Idol, and now im back at my hotel, about to go to the arcade. 

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Yesterday, I got home completely from my trip. I have 10 days worth of posts to put on. Anyways, because most people have never been to Florida, i'm gonna throw on some pictures of the things im talking about. Anyways, heres the first day: 

Day One - Today we got up at 3:30 am. We flew from Portland to Baltimore, and then from Baltimore to Orlando. When we got to Orlando around 12, we got a ride from the Disney bus to our hotel: All Star Movies. We ate a little lunch, then went to Magic Kingdom. There we went to buzz lightyear (a ride where you have these laser guns in front of you, and you hit moving targets to get points.) My nan won the first time, so we had to play again. I rate it 8/10. Then we went to the carousel of progress, a ride that goes through the changes of the 21st century. I rate it 9/10. After that, we headed over to stich's great escape, a dumb ride where you just sit there and watch stich burp in your face and stuff like that. I rate it 4/10. Then we went to monsters inc. laugh floor (a comedy thing). I rate it 7/10. We then ate at the kona cafe, and I had a 12 oz steak. It was very good. When I was done eating, we went to epcot, rode Spaceship Earth (a ride through the history of communication.)One of my favorites, 10/10. and Mission: SPACE (a flight simulator to mars.) I rate it 7/10.