Because this is my 50^th post, I've decided to have a montage of my best lines from my blog, so here it is, sorted in order from the older stuff, to the newer stuff. I think I'll start with this line:

• Well I've decided to start my own blog.

• The funniest part about it though is that the girl kisses like 4 guys in the same day. Reminds me of something that used to happen about 3 months if anyone remembers.

• I literally have not been outside for 4 days. I've sat in front of a computer all those days. I sit in this big comfy chair and make the walk to the bathroom or kitchen every once in a while.

• Ya so now every knows im a freaking nerd. This post is essentially unreadable and will only be understood by smart people.

• Summer is sucking so far.

• I sit around like a loner most the time.

• Well i'm bored once again.

• Club cool is a place where you get to try a whole bunch of coca-cola pops that are sold around the world. Some are really good and others are bitter as 95% dark chocolate, gross.

• When I went to brush my teeth today, I did something I've never done. I squeezed on the toothpaste so hard that it got all over my hand. It was a mess to get off. I mean i'm kinda actually surprised I've never done it before, because I'm a freaking klutz.

• Today me and Jason have been sitting around doing nothing. It's always better to sit around with a friend, then sit around by yourself.

• I haven't wrote for awhile so i'll probably be able to write a thing a two. Crap my shift key just fell off. It sucks because im using my laptop so now i have to press this little black rubber thing to make my keys go big. Oh wait, i guess i could just use the right shift key, but i dont type the write way and only use the left shift.

• Oh and one last funny thing before i press the publish post button. I saw a huge bug on the ground and went to kill it but my mom was like: "don't kill the big bugs cause they kill the little bugs" I was like WTF I DONT LIKE BUGS, so i killed it.

• So i made it into the hall of fame for the pass or fail group lol. I guess people like giraffes. That means i can add another picture, which i did. I added a 90 degree straight down drop roller coaster. Maybe people will like that picture and i will get 10 passes again. I am secretly using this group aas a way to stardom. People just don't know that yet, but eventually, I will be the best comedian on the face of the earth. I will have my own tv show, and be on the cover of kids lunch boxes. Ok so maybe i wont ever be famous because i dont know what i want to do when i get older. Maybe a pilot or lawyer or something i dont know. Oh man, imagine me as a teacher, that would be freaking sweet, summer and weekdays off. But as long as im not a gay porn star, i dont really care what i do.

• Yesterday, at the (SORRY BUT I MUST INTERRUPT BECAUSE I LOST THE GAME) beach, there was this guy doing this type of martial arts. He looked more like a gymnast then anything but he was doing backflips and stuff to impress the large group of attractive ladies nearby. I was told yesterday by one of the older men, that i should really wear sunglasses at the beach because then people cant see my eyes wander, he must of caught me staring at something i shouldnt have been.

Something weird at the beach yesterday was a dude wearing a speedo. Now seriously, no one want to see that, so unless you are a pro swimmer at a swim meet, THEN WEAR A FREAKING PAIR OF SWIMMING TRUNKS YOU SICKO.

• I lost a game of strip poker in this trailer, 'nuff said. (she had like 3 hair pieces ok, (she told me she was making herself pretty for me before she came over) so i would of won, that and the fact that i just dealt us each 5 cards and the better hand won, and, i was nice and took off my shirt before my socks)

• Imagine trying to fall asleep on the 20th of December in 2012, good freaking luck. I know personally i'd be scared half to death. I might die not because of the world ending, but being so scared the day before id probably die of a heart attack or from trying to jump off the world or something. Hopefully they figure out how to get people to mars quick, because there might be 6 million new residents. But imagine if the all the world was so scared that the world was gonna end, that everyone left, but then the world didn't end. Like 6 million people on mars for nothing.

• Today, i've been remebering all the things I used to do on the internet. I played all the classic online games like mini-golf and bowman and bubble trouble and inklink and runescape and dragon fable. I read a chapter of harry potter. I found a good pnp rpg (if you don't know what that is, then thats probably a good thing). Swore in front of my mom 10000000 times because i can. I lost the game

• I am tired. The reason I am tired is because today I played not one, but two baseball games. It might not seem like much, but when your on your feet all day and when you can run 100 miles an hour like I can. Haha jk. You know the funny thing about that is that I can run fast, but I can only skate average. But the reason I probably only skate average is because the way I skate. I probably look like a fool. I kick my feet up way to far and I look like a retard.

• Next year might be better then grade 9 was for a couple of reasons.
  1. I know and have a lot of friends going into grade 9, whereas all the grade 12s hated me
  2. I might get a girlfriend this year (maybe)

• So what happened today. Well I woke up around 2. Didn't know what to do. So I just layed there. In my brown underwear.
  That would be so weird if that happened.

• Or maybe (and the more boring idea) is to make a podcast. Maybe like half hour a week, when I bring in some guests hopefully. I don't know, but the way I roll the best, is when it randomly just pops up in my head.

• Today, I got home from Jasons and then a couple hours later I played a soccer game. When playing in that soccer game I got hit right in the testical. It killed. I went down instantly, then all I remember is hearing 'walk it off, walk it off'. How the hell am I supposed to walk it off when I just got hit so hard that I can't have kids anymore, like what the frig? Then I got subbed out and sat on the side for a good 20 minutes, it still hurts now though. I should of went to a sperm bank and donated because I don't know if i'll be able to have kids.

• I lost the game.

• We played washers, went swimming, walked to scoops, walked to video town, walked to tim hortons, jumped on a trampoline, watched a movie and then they went to bed while i listened to my harry potter audiobook. But then i couldn't pay attention to the guy talking because i had other things on my mind.

• Anyways, I'm thinking about making a music video for me and my underwear. And im writing a new song and fooling around on my piano and making new songs so ya, maybe someday ill be a youtube star.

• My goal in grade 9 was to kiss a girl, now my goal for grade 10 is to actually get a girlfriend, im not sure what my chances are, but ladies, im single.

• And maybe someday, i'll read all my old posts and remember how stupid I was. Or maybe someday, I'll be famous and people will love to read my blog.

• My blog posts are getting more and more boring by until I have something interesting to write about.

• Yesterday, I took two online quizzes that gave me some interesting things about myself i didn't know before. One was the "World's Smallest Political Quiz" It said that I am a centrist which means I agree with some parties on some things and some on others.

• So there, a blog post thats actually fairly half decent, and it was fun writing it.

• On the walk back to the hotel, we walked by a garbage can that had garbage that looked like someone stuck there hand in and had a rampage. So we were walking by it, and there was a skunk right beside it. Jason and I just ran like hell while laughing.

• Anyways, I saw Nathan there, which probably means I won't live down what im about to tell you. When I was the lady called my name to go in, she said "Justine". My name is "JUSTIN" do you see an 'e' at the end, cause I don't. Dumb lady.

• The next day, I was woke up by 2 screaming kids playing there DS. Even worse, it was 7am. I told them to be quiet and half-slept till 9, when I was woke up by them (this time they were told to).

• The show I watch the most is probably Sportcentre, because I have watched it every day before I go to school since I was in grade 1.

• Some people probably hate jackass because they think it's stupid, but I like it. I like it so much that I did a speech about it in grade 7. My french teacher (who had a grudge against me) got my in trouble for saying the word like 5 times during the speech.

• Well my trip is almost here, and im excited. I will write on my laptop a bit every day and post it on here after my trip. Im in the middle of a kdice game so thats all for now.

• So today, I played kdice like usual. I have no play over 150 games of kdice according to my stats, and each game lasts around 15 minutes. According to my math thats 2250 minutes. Or 37.5 hours. Or 135000 seconds. Anyways, thats a lot of time but I love the game.

• Today, I spent most the day driving. Right now im in the hotel.

• Yesterday, I got home completely from my trip. I have 10 days worth of posts to put on.

• Well I havent posted for awhile so i mineswell. School so far has been going good. I like my class, and art and phys.ed are fun. Same with lunch. Im also liking soccer a lot, people on the team are cool. Can't wait till we play our first game.

• Well, I've been playing quite a bit of soccer. The funny thing is that i don't like to run that much, the 12 minute run is boring and makes me tired. I'd love to sprint half a lap, walk a lap and do that, but thats not the way it works.

• If your reading this, and haven't joined "the group" on facebook, then you should. Its the best group ever, I think we have like 8 members now.

• Well we won our first game 6-0.

• But, in the end, I did end up dancing with someone, because a dance isn't complete without at least one dance. I mean, that is the reason they call it "A Dance" in the first place, because it's a dance.

• The group has 76 members as of now. That is 75 more then I thought it would have. But of course, people love me and my ideas, so thats why theres so many. Of course, if your reading this right now, you'd have to agree because you obviously love me enough to read it.

• I could end with an epic "That's all I have to say about that" quote, but i don't feel like it.

• Oh, there is one thing I want to talk about. A whole load of people are copying me and making groups just like me.

• I got our first card of the season, because Dalton and i were both running back for the ball, and me and him hit each other, and some kid on the other team was like "get owned" or something like that. So I jumped up and pushed him. I know, im a rebel.

• OH ONE MORE THING. Im gonna put ads on the site so if you click the ads, I get money. Pretty cool eh?

Thats all. Theres at least one line from every single post i've ever written. Either you liked this, or you didn't.