Hello, my name is Justin Woolley, and this is my story.
I was born July 12, 1994
My 1st birthday was July 12, 1995
My 2nd birthday was July 12, 1996
My 3rd birthday was July 12, 1997
My 4th birthday was July 12, 1998
My 5th birthday was July 12, 1999
I started School September 7th, 1999
I played soccer in a league for the first time in Summer, 2000
I played baseball in a league for the first time in Summer, 2000
My 6th birthday was July 12, 2000
I played hockey for the first time Winter, 2000
My 7th birthday was July 12, 2001
My 8th birthday was July 12, 2002
My 9th birthday was July 12, 2003
My 10th birthday was July 12, 2004
My 11th birthday was July 12, 2005
Started Middle School September 6th, 2005
My 12th birthday was July 12, 2006
Found YouTube, Summer 2006
Made my first school team Fall, 2006
My 13th birthday was July 12, 2007
Made my first YouTube video Summer, 2007
Made my first comic strip October, 2007
Made my first remix Spring, 2008
Won my first rap battle Spring, 2008
Won athlete of the year June, 2008
My 14th birthday was July 12, 2008
Got 300 in Wii Bowling August, 2008
Started High School September 9th, 2008
Played my first game of lunch ball September 11th, 2009
Kissed a girl March 1st, 2009
Found out the girl I kissed didn't like me May 1st, 2009
My 15th birthday was July 12, 2009
Realized I was shoved up this girls ass all that time July 13, 2009
Day my mom allowed me to swear (finally) TODAY July 16th, 2009

So, that is my life so far.
I probably forgot some major things, but who cares, I don't feel like writing anything special but i'll just put what i've been doing today
Today, i've been remebering all the things I used to do on the internet. I played all the classic online games like mini-golf and bowman and bubble trouble and inklink and runescape and dragon fable. I read a chapter of harry potter. I found a good pnp rpg (if you don't know what that is, then thats probably a good thing). Swore in front of my mom 10000000 times because i can. I lost the game