Hello, my name is Justin Woolley, and this is my story.
I was born July 12, 1994
My 1st birthday was July 12, 1995
My 2nd birthday was July 12, 1996
My 3rd birthday was July 12, 1997
My 4th birthday was July 12, 1998
My 5th birthday was July 12, 1999
I started School September 7th, 1999
I played soccer in a league for the first time in Summer, 2000
I played baseball in a league for the first time in Summer, 2000
My 6th birthday was July 12, 2000
I played hockey for the first time Winter, 2000
My 7th birthday was July 12, 2001
My 8th birthday was July 12, 2002
My 9th birthday was July 12, 2003
My 10th birthday was July 12, 2004
My 11th birthday was July 12, 2005
Started Middle School September 6th, 2005
My 12th birthday was July 12, 2006
Found YouTube, Summer 2006
Made my first school team Fall, 2006
My 13th birthday was July 12, 2007
Made my first YouTube video Summer, 2007
Made my first comic strip October, 2007
Made my first remix Spring, 2008
Won my first rap battle Spring, 2008
Won athlete of the year June, 2008
My 14th birthday was July 12, 2008
Got 300 in Wii Bowling August, 2008
Started High School September 9th, 2008
Played my first game of lunch ball September 11th, 2009
Kissed a girl March 1st, 2009
Found out the girl I kissed didn't like me May 1st, 2009
My 15th birthday was July 12, 2009
Realized I was shoved up this girls ass all that time July 13, 2009
Day my mom allowed me to swear (finally) TODAY July 16th, 2009

So, that is my life so far.
I probably forgot some major things, but who cares, I don't feel like writing anything special but i'll just put what i've been doing today
Today, i've been remebering all the things I used to do on the internet. I played all the classic online games like mini-golf and bowman and bubble trouble and inklink and runescape and dragon fable. I read a chapter of harry potter. I found a good pnp rpg (if you don't know what that is, then thats probably a good thing). Swore in front of my mom 10000000 times because i can. I lost the game

Sorry about the last blog post, not as happy as some of the other ones. More personal. 

I lost the game.

Every time I write in my blog I think about the game.

Anyways, I want to talk about 2012. In 2012 apparently there is a Mayan religion that predicted that the world would end on the 21st of December, 2012. I don't know if its real or not, but its a freaky thought. Imagine trying to fall asleep on the 20th of December in 2012, good freaking luck. I know personally i'd be scared half to death. I might die not because of the world ending, but being so scared the day before id probably die of a heart attack or from trying to jump off the world or something. Hopefully they figure out how to get people to mars quick, because there might be 6 million new residents.  But imagine if the all the world was so scared that the world was gonna end, that everyone left, but then the world didn't end. Like 6 million people on mars for nothing. 

But some of these predictions for the world ending are pretty funny.  Like a huge hurricane that will go around the world and take out everything in its path. 

And how about the worst name ever, grey goo. Which means that a whole bunch of robots will take over the world while building more of themselves.

Well that was dumb. I played a baseball game yesterday. Went 3 for 4 with only 1 error. lol.  I lost the game. Im done for the night.

I don't have internet right now but im writing this and will post later. The reason that I don't have internet is because right now im out in the trailer (the trailer which i have had good, and bad times).

Im probably gonna post this sometime in the morning or tomorrow night or something but anyways...on to the show!

Today, I didn't do very much. The most exciting part of the day was watching the home run derby on the tv. The home rin derby is where baseball players have 10 balls to hit as many home runs as they can. It starts with 8 people, then the top 4 advance, and finally the final 2 battle it out in an epic battle. Ryan Howard won this year. This years home run derby wasn't as memorable as last years because last year this guy named Josh Hamilton hit 28 home runs in one round. It was amazing.

So this trailer has had it's ups, and downs, and because I don't really have much to talk I lost the game about, I figured that we take a trip back into the "Justin Woolley Vault" and see what we can find.

UPS:
1. I have slept in the trailer more then anyone else in the whole world
2. I have slept in every single bed (all 5) in this trailer
3.13 people (according to my count) have slept in this trailer
4.I have played an estimated 200 hours worth of video games in this trailer (most being last summer playing halo)
5. I kissed a girl I was in love with many times in this trailer (while 2 other lovebirds where doing there own thing on the other side of the trailer)

DOWNS:
1.Some of the beds are more comfortable then others. For example, the master bed is very nice, the bunks are ok, the table is awesome, and the chesterfield sucks.
2. I lost a game of strip poker in this trailer, 'nuff said. (she had like 3 hair pieces ok, (she told me she was making herself pretty for me before she came over) so i would of won, that and the fact that i just dealt us each 5 cards and the better hand won, and, i was nice and took off my shirt before my socks)

3. That same girl i was in love with, later told me she didn't like me (on the same day) in this trailer. She said the reason she came over was cause she felt bad for me. I was crushed. I was lied to by someone I cared about more then anything in the world put together. I cried. She walked all the way to red rooster from here, I offered her a ride. But she walked. I am almost crying thinking about it. It was the first time I ever really really loved someone. Then just like that, its like, its over for sure. Then it made me look back on the whole thing and I realized I was shoved up her ass all that time. Many people gave me advice that I did not listen to, I am sorry for that. Now that I think about it, I talked about her all the time. People said I was obsessed. I don't think I was. The thing I still wonder though, Is if she really cared about me at all. But if she didn't, why would she talked to me on the phone for hours and hours? Why would she kiss me? Why would she told me she loved me? I don't know. Im sorry I've probably talked about her way to much now, but me and her don't talk anymore, she deleted me off her msn and facebook. You know I don't even know if her house sold. She probably doesn't give a rats ass that every time I think about her, I still have to smile a bit. We really did have some very good times together. But she probably forgets those. You know, even after all of this, I still miss her a whole lot. Not that it matters, but I just wish that she was still kinda there, she was my best friend. And I hope that she really didn't lie about everything.

EDIT: I wrote that 2 nights ago. 

This weekend, I went to pei. Now my little cousin went to hockey school there, and her parents took up my gramps trailer (in which, many sad and happy moments have happened). Then on friday, we drove up and got the trailer and drove it home. So basically, all weekend, ive been entertaining a bunch of kids about 8 or 9 all from st.george who went to the hockey school together. Its really not THAT bad. I just go in the pool with them and play tag and stuff. And then I played some sort of hide and go seek with them. This may be hard to believe, but im good with kids. Its fun to play little tricks on them. Like there were probably 20 people all at the beach together, and you know how the water looks flat right. Well i told the kids that the earth was flat and that if you fell off you'd be transported to another series of worlds called "the discworlds" (the discworlds is really a series of books about a whole bunch of round, flat worlds). I was also trying to hook my cousin up with this other kid her age from st.geogre. But, i guess they didnt like each other at all lol. Then, when we were all really bored, i actually started to talk about that girl i used to like whos name started with a "c''. I didn't tell them much, but i told them how she was the first person i kissed. They were amazed how young i was to be kissing and then i told them i kissed a girl alot later then most people i know. Ya, i was bored. But anyways that got me thinking about her again and now i kinda miss her. I had alot of good times with that girl, if only i knew back in september, that she liked me, then man i woulda asked her out in 2 seconds flat. 

ANYWAYS, enough about that girl because anyone who is reading this is probably sick of me talking about her. 

Yesterday, at the (SORRY BUT I MUST INTERRUPT BECAUSE I LOST THE GAME) beach, there was this guy doing this type of martial arts. He looked more like a gymnast then anything but he was doing backflips and stuff to impress the large group of attractive ladies nearby. I was told yesterday by one of the older men, that i should really wear sunglasses at the beach because then people cant see my eyes wander, he must of caught me staring at something i shouldnt have been. 

Something weird at the beach yesterday was a dude wearing a speedo. Now seriously, no one want to see that, so unless you are a pro swimmer at a swim meet, THEN WEAR A FREAKING PAIR OF SWIMMING TRUNKS YOU SICKO.

I got a sunburn yesterday, it's bad.

This is fairly long today so i'll end it on a fairly positive note. Today is my 15th and final birthday HAHA JK. but anyways, i got about $120 by asking for nothing at all for a present, because honestly, there is nothing i want that money can buy. 

Happy birthday to me, im a hundred and three, i look like a monkey, and i smell like its pee. oh, snap, wrong song.

So i made it into the hall of fame for the pass or fail group lol. I guess people like giraffes. That means i can add another picture, which i did. I added a 90 degree straight down drop roller coaster. Maybe people will  like that picture and i will get 10 passes again. I am secretly using this group aas a way to stardom. People just don't know that yet, but eventually, I will be the best comedian on the face of the earth. I will have my own tv show, and be on the cover of kids lunch boxes. Ok so maybe i wont ever be famous because i dont know what i want to do when i get older. Maybe a pilot or lawyer or something i dont know. Oh man, imagine me as a teacher, that would be freaking sweet, summer and weekdays off. But as long as im not a gay porn star, i dont really care what i do.

Well today, i went with my mom and her boyfriend out to a stream. It was freezing. Oh well. We had a barbecue on  the little grill my mom bought. My mom forgot to bring the plates though, so we had to look for flat rocks the size of plates to eat off of. How many people can say they ate off of rocks? Anyways dont worry we washed them off before we used them.

Today, I was watching this show about whats going to happen to the earth when humans are gone. Apparently, cats will live in trees and be one of the most powerful land animals. They will adapt to the trees and start to look more like flying squirls. 

I. Lost. The. Game. 

So today I got up at 2pm. Thats pretty late in the day i know, but i have no reason to go to bed early, so i stay up till like 5, and sleep in all day. Its pretty fun because usually when i go to bed, it starts to get light out. 

Today i havent really done that much at all, I think i got up once to go pee. Now that i think about it, ive barley had anything to eat, which means that this post wont be as long as some because i'll get to hungry to think about what i want to write. 

I made a page at www.comics.com. What that is, is you pick your favorite comic strips (those little mini comics they have in newspapers) and everyday they come out with a new one. There is like 100 to pick from and i think i must have 50. 50 is way to many though and takes like 20 mins to read. But my problem is, that i think that they are all good so i put to many on. I think i do that with a lot of things in life. Like besides hockey and football, i cant pick just one of my favorite teams. I dont think i could because i like to watch all of baseball in general. But i must say, there's something about it, but i try too watch every single home boston red sox game. Cause when they play at fenway park, the crowd there boosts them so much and they play amazing. But i like to watch any team that i know all the players on. So any team in the AL east, the (which are the red sox, the yankees, the jays, the rays, and baltimore) other teams i like to watch are: the phillies, the white sox, the nationals, the cubs, and the braves.

So i just got back from eating a bacon and egg sandwich, it was good. Oh and one last funny thing before i press the publish post button. I saw a huge bug on the ground and went to kill it but my mom was like: "don't kill the big bugs cause they kill the little bugs" I was like WTF I DONT LIKE BUGS, so i killed it. 

I haven't wrote for awhile so i'll probably be able to write a thing a two. Crap my shift key just fell off. It sucks because im using my laptop so now i have to press this little black rubber thing to make my keys go big. Oh wait, i guess i could just use the right shift key, but i dont type the write way and only use the left shift. 

Anyways enough rambling for now. 

I went to the fireworks on Canada day, they sucked except for the finale. It was foggy, But all in all, it was an ok 3 hours in St. Andrews. 

I have 5 hours of live internet shows in a row that im watching. First, I watched wdwradio live from 9-10, now im watching friday night cranks from 10-12 and then im gonna watch luvchat from 12-2. So ya 5 hours of watching. 

I figured out how to put videos on my psp today so I'm happy. I downloaded some movies from youtube, converted them to mp4, and put them in the specialy named folders for a psp.  So yay! movies on psplol. 

I played a soccer game last night, and killed my leg somehow. I think i pulled a muscle in my calf. Hopefully it will be better before tennis camp.

Oh ya well im going to this tennis camp thing from monday to friday at like 10am. Which means that i'm probably gonna have to go to bed around 2ish instead of 5ish. I love tennis though, I have a 2 handed backhand, and i want to try a 2 handed forehand because my one handed forehand is crappy. 

So i dont have much else to write and i want to watch fridaynight cranks instead of listen so im done for today